taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor

taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

(Source: giolikestowatchnetflix, via galaticannibalism)

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

(via kili-and-his-butt)

billiepiedpiper:

Billie Piper for Vanity Fair UK

billiepiedpiper:

Billie Piper for Vanity Fair UK

(via joharvells)

http://twofingerswhiskey.tumblr.com/post/83574187355/freedominwickedness-hyenaboy-yes-being-in

freedominwickedness:

hyenaboy:

Yes, being in a female dominated field, I do know what it means to be marginalized. “

oh

my

god

omg

oh my fucking god

The really ugly part is they’ve actually done multiple sociological studies on this, and guess what the result is? Men in…

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via kili-and-his-butt)

unclefather:

*during sex*

girl: talk dirty to me

me: *plays trumpet riff like in jason derulo song*

(via therewillbefeasting)

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

(Source: onlylolgifs, via kili-and-his-butt)

thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via pkmnx)

Teen Queens

(Source: sundaegrrl, via twofingerswhiskey)

supershawarmalock:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

I think I have an inner gay man who wants this guy’s dick.

(via twofingerswhiskey)

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via frostingpeeta)

kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

(Source: lospaziobianco, via timeywhiney)

smalllindsay:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

(via kinkston)

 What would you like to happen during an apocalypse?

(Source: coltonsdylan, via abansheesmindpalace)

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

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