me during sports class
if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money
me too and they know I’m a lesbian
oh my god
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
girl: talk dirty to me
me: *plays trumpet riff like in jason derulo song*
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
I think I have an inner gay man who wants this guy’s dick.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean
These are all extremely fair pointsthe first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level
the last one is the most true shit ever
boys get the good shit
girls get “sexy ___”
whats next “sexy object”
because that’s what people are seeing girls as
Windmill slam reblog
But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman
you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this.