Look at my stupid face and above average eyebrows
My goal for school this year
To be the hot mysterious punk rock girl that sits alone in every class that guys are too scared to talk to but can’t stop looking at
“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart
this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
I thought you got SVU’d.
when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:
- GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
- BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
- THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
- MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
- RELEASE THE RIVER
"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"
Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.