thechamberofsecrets:

Look at my stupid face and above average eyebrows

thechamberofsecrets:

Look at my stupid face and above average eyebrows

My goal for school this year

ashtonhasmyheart:

To be the hot mysterious punk rock girl that sits alone in every class that guys are too scared to talk to but can’t stop looking at

(via just-a-skinny-boy)

(Source: ruineshumaines, via xoflamingo)

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

(Source: mirandaadria, via thefictionthief)

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via fili-face)

sassy-hook:

I thought you got SVU’d.

(Source: spotyoubitch, via movelat)

undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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(via tearsofotp)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via xoflamingo)

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via xoflamingo)

(via thefictionthief)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

(Source: seliebercrush, via tearsofotp)

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

(via thefictionthief)

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

(via tearsofotp)

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via slashyking)